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Oh my gosh, why. (Tagged)

Journal Entry: Fri Nov 14, 2014, 10:45 AM
Dear eokoi

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I threw up in your closet and I saw you sit on Bill Clinton. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the couch cushions to you,but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities about our friendship .

Go and drown your self, -Lil Red

It seemed like a really nice letter till go drown your self. 


RULES: Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people,and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. since putting their icon notifies them, you don't do anything. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme,and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear icon of the person who tagged you/Someone you chose
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you,but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12____, -Your name-
1. What's the color of your shirt?

Blue - Our romance is over

Red - Our affair is over

White - I'll join the monastery

Black - I dislike you

Green - Our horoscope doesn't match

Grey - You're a pervert

Yellow - I'm selling myself

Pink - Your nostrils are insulting

Brown - The mafia wants you

No shirt - You're a loser

Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?

January - That night

February - Last year

March - When your dwarf bit me

April - When I tripped on sesame seeds

May - First of May

June - When you put cuffs on me

July - When I threw up

August - When I saw the shrunken head

September - When we skinny dipped

October - When I quoted Santa

November - When your dog ran amok

December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?

Tacos - In your apartment

Pizza - In your camping car

Pasta - Outside of Chicago

Hamburgers - Under the bus

Salad - As you ate enchilada

Chicken - In your closet

Kabob - With Paris Hilton

Fish - In women's clothing

Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation

Lasagna - At the mental hospital

Hot dog - Under a state of trance

None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?

Yellow - Hit on

Red - Insult

Black - Ignore

Blue - Knock out

Purple - Pour syrup on

White - Carve your initials into

Grey - Pull the clothes off

Brown - Put leeches on

Orange - Castrate

Pink - Pull the toupee off

Barefoot - Sit on

Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?

Black - My best friend

White - My father

Grey - Bill Clinton

Brown - My fart balloon

Purple - My mustard soufflé

Red - Donald Duck

Blue - My avocado plant

Yellow - My penpal in Ghana

Orange - My Kid Rock-collection

Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper

None - My John F. Kennedy-statue

Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?

Scrubs - Man

O.C. - Emotional

One Tree Hill - Open

Heroes - Frostbitten

Lost - High

House - Scarred

Simpsons - Cowardly

The news - Mongolic

Idol - Masochistic

Family Guy - Senile

Top Model - Middle-class

None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?

Happy - How awful I've felt

Sad - How boring you are

Bored - That Santa doesn't exist

Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage

Depressed - That we're cousins

Excited - That there is no solution to this

Nervous - The middle-east

Worried - That your Honda sucks

Apathetic - That I did a sex-change

Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster

Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men

Overjoyous - That I'm open

Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?

White - Your ring

Yellow - Your love letters

Red - Your Darth Vader-poster

Black - Your tame stone

Blue - The couch cushions

Green - The pictures from LA

Orange - Your false teeth

Brown - Your contact book

Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs

Purple - Your old lottery coupons

Pink - The cut toenails

Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?

A/B - Your photo

C/D - The oil stocks

E/F - Your neighbour Martin

G/H - My virginity

I/J - The results of your blood-sample

K/L - Your left ear

M/N - Your suicide note

O/P - My common sense

Q/R - Your mom

S/T - Your collection of butterflies

U/V - Your criminal record

W/X - David's tricot outfits

Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?

A/B - Always will remember

C/D - Never will forget

E/F - Always wanted to break

G/H - Never openly mocked

I/J - Always have felt dirty before

K/L - Will tell the authorities about

M/N - Told in my confession today about

O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about

Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about

S/T - Get sick when I think of

U/V - Always will try to forget

W/X - Am better off without

Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?

Water- Our friendship

Beer - Senility

Soft drink - A new life as a clone

Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo

Milk - The apartment building

Wine - Cocaine abuse

Cider - A passionate interest for mice

Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations

Mineral water - Embarrassing rash

Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism

Whisky - To ruin the second world war

Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?

Thailand - Warm regards

USA - Best regards

England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail

Spain - Go and drown yourself

China - Disgusting regards

Germany - With ease

Japan - Go burn

Greece - Your everlasting enemy

Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard

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Hi, are you the one who made Digitial Papercut's ID?
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x-Sally-Kan-x Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hi dear ! :wave: Well, I started a fiction and I need to find a good artist , who can draw and color in a way realistic to create the cover I had in mind. Here's a kiss for you, my love! And ! This artist must to do Points commission. Because I do not have paypal ! Bonk

I'll try to find someone for that, but my searchs failed Splitting Headache! NYAAAAAN
And I need to have somes advices of you Meow :3 If you know somes pretty artists who draw in a realistic way, tell me who ! Tankies in advance ! ;-;
Saphira24667 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hi!^^ do you do art trade by any chances!
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Ai-Amaterasu Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Teach me your wonderful, beautiful art skills ; A ;

You inspire me so much!
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Aliceon90 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2015
Gurl, wanna do a conecting icon with me? ;u;
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Joeycool1210 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015
Happy birthday
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FireballStardraco Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015
Happy Birthday :).
ArtistDetective Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015  Student General Artist
Happy birthday. :meow: Super Fantastic Golden Platter Cake 3D Happy Birthday Godliek :D Birthday cake  icon 1st Emoticon: Happy Birthday MenInASuitcase 
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Sn0wyAnGel Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Party PARTY HARD :party: HaPpY BiRtHdAy!!!happy DA B-day :3 :happy birthday: Omg I gets present 
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TheDarkMantis16 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2015  Student Writer
/throws cake as a birthday gift
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